TMC Conditions of Entry:
Please take the time to read thoroughly and acknowledge, be assured none of the content is aimed at anyone in particular.
v Please be very quiet entering and leaving premises.
v As you are going to be in VERY INTIMATE situations with other people, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR PERSONAL HYGIENE IS 150% [B.O., Breath, Private Bits (front & back) – LOL]. Please note, anybody not adhering to the latter, will be asked to rectify or asked to leave.
v WHAT TO WEAR (during the getting to know you period 9:30-11):
Girls ~ Loose and sexy as possible (particularly on hot nights)
Guys ~ Loose and fashionable as possible
~ Jeans ok (please make sure they are clean)
v WHEN TO TAKE THEM OFF (11 onwards, 2 change areas are available):
Girls ~ Please disrobe down to sexy lingerie/sexy underwear, naked if you wish
Guys ~ Please disrobe down to fashionable/sexy underwear, naked if you wish;
~ Old fashioned or daggy underwear is a big turn off
~ Please remove your socks (don't laugh, 90% of girls don't like guys standing around naked, with their socks on).
The above is due to the fact that many girls/couples playing in the play areas are particularly uncomfortable with fully clothed people sitting or standing around watching them. Also piles of clothes and shoes may cause people to trip over them and are also rather unsightly.
v BYO if you wish to drink, but please keep to a minimum (PLEASE NO RED WINE), most people these days bring mixers. Free soft drinks and nibbles are available.
v Please bring minimum of valuables etc. as we will not be responsible for any loss or theft, whatsoever.
v Smoking allowed, but only in designated areas - no smoking in the chill out & play areas at all.
v Building is fully heated (except for smoking areas).
v Condoms and Lubricant provided free.
v NO DRUGS WHATSOEVER ALLOWED ON THE PREMISES!
v No cameras of any description allowed (resident photographer available if you are wishing to have photos taken).
v LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WHEN ABOUT TO ENGAGE IN ANY PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH ANY OTHER PERSON AT OUR PARTIES, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ASK FIRST, IF THE PERSON IS NOT INTERESTED OR SAYS ‘NO’, PLEASE DO NOT EMBARRASS YOURSELF BY PERSISTING. OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE.
Please note the following will ALSO guarantee you removal from the premises and no refund of money:
IN CONCLUSION
ALL THE ABOVE IS DESIGNED FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY THEMSELVES IN A RELAXED, FRIENDLY AND NON-THREATENING ENVIRONMENT
++++++++++++++++++++++
We have made 'The Monkey Club' the premier private adult party venue in Melbourne
By kindly adhering to above you will help us to keep it that way
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING YOU
Please take the time to read thoroughly and acknowledge, be assured none of the content is aimed at anyone in particular.
v Please be very quiet entering and leaving premises.
v As you are going to be in VERY INTIMATE situations with other people, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR PERSONAL HYGIENE IS 150% [B.O., Breath, Private Bits (front & back) – LOL]. Please note, anybody not adhering to the latter, will be asked to rectify or asked to leave.
v WHAT TO WEAR (during the getting to know you period 9:30-11):
Girls ~ Loose and sexy as possible (particularly on hot nights)
Guys ~ Loose and fashionable as possible
~ Jeans ok (please make sure they are clean)
v WHEN TO TAKE THEM OFF (11 onwards, 2 change areas are available):
Girls ~ Please disrobe down to sexy lingerie/sexy underwear, naked if you wish
Guys ~ Please disrobe down to fashionable/sexy underwear, naked if you wish;
~ Old fashioned or daggy underwear is a big turn off
~ Please remove your socks (don't laugh, 90% of girls don't like guys standing around naked, with their socks on).
The above is due to the fact that many girls/couples playing in the play areas are particularly uncomfortable with fully clothed people sitting or standing around watching them. Also piles of clothes and shoes may cause people to trip over them and are also rather unsightly.
v BYO if you wish to drink, but please keep to a minimum (PLEASE NO RED WINE), most people these days bring mixers. Free soft drinks and nibbles are available.
v Please bring minimum of valuables etc. as we will not be responsible for any loss or theft, whatsoever.
v Smoking allowed, but only in designated areas - no smoking in the chill out & play areas at all.
v Building is fully heated (except for smoking areas).
v Condoms and Lubricant provided free.
v NO DRUGS WHATSOEVER ALLOWED ON THE PREMISES!
v No cameras of any description allowed (resident photographer available if you are wishing to have photos taken).
v LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WHEN ABOUT TO ENGAGE IN ANY PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH ANY OTHER PERSON AT OUR PARTIES, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ASK FIRST, IF THE PERSON IS NOT INTERESTED OR SAYS ‘NO’, PLEASE DO NOT EMBARRASS YOURSELF BY PERSISTING. OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE.
Please note the following will ALSO guarantee you removal from the premises and no refund of money:
- Any drugs seen in your possession
- Any drunken and disorderly behavior
- Any obnoxious behavior
IN CONCLUSION
ALL THE ABOVE IS DESIGNED FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY THEMSELVES IN A RELAXED, FRIENDLY AND NON-THREATENING ENVIRONMENT
++++++++++++++++++++++
We have made 'The Monkey Club' the premier private adult party venue in Melbourne
By kindly adhering to above you will help us to keep it that way
------------------------------------------
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING YOU
